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- Bunlari ögrenmekte yarar var
- Güzel bir yer bende her sey normal
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Konu: Zayif notBat1 ülkelerinden birinde, matematikten sürekli zay1f notlar alan çocugu, ailesi bir faydas1 olur düsüncesiyle Katolik okuluna gönderir. Bakarlar ki çocuk hep tam not almakta... Sebebini cok merak edip sene sonunda çocuga sorarlar: "Ne degisti?" Çocuk cevap verir: "Okulun ilk gününde art1 isaretine çivilenmis adami görünce durumun ciddiyetini anlad1m."
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Konu: TemelTemel bir gün keçinin boynuna tasma takmis gezdiriyormus.
Arkadasi Dursun yolda onu görüp:
-''Ula Temel ne yapaysun?''
-''Ula cörmiymisun ,çöpegimi cezdiriyrum...!!!
-''Ula Temel bunun boynuzlari var..!!''
-''Valla ben onin özel hayatina karismayrum...!!!''
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Konu: OtobüsKüçük kiz, o gün basindan geçen olayi annesine anlatiyordu:
- Annecigim, bugün okuldan dönerken otobüs birdenbire fren yapinca bir kiz yere yuvarlandi. Otobüste bulunan bütün arkadaslar güldü ama ben gülmedim...
- Aferin kzim, çok iyi etmissin! Düsen çocugu taniyor muydun?
- Bendim anne!...
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Konu: KevserImam Hatip Lisesi nde teftis yapan bir müfettis sinifa girer. Ders Kur an-i
Kerim dir. Bir ögrenciyi kaldirarak ismini sorar. Ögrenci :
- Fatih, diye cevap verir. Müfettis :
- Peki öyleyse yavrum Fatiha suresini oku bakalim.
Çocuk sureyi okur. Sira baska bir ögrenciye gelmistir. Müfettis yine sorar :
- Ismin ne cocugum?
Çocuk cevap verir :
- Yasin ama arkadaslar kisaca Kevser derler....
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@LEVIS-501
Hayirli olsun ustam saygilar
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Internet Explorer 5/6 Suchmachine.
Internet Explorer de Arama fonksiyonuna basinca Otomatikman Microsoftun arama Linkine baglaniyorsunuz.
Microsoftu degistirip yerine GOOGLE yapabilirsiniz.
Söyle:
1.- Start > Ausführen >
2.REGEDIT yazin > Enter ,
3.-Cikan yerde sirasi ile :
> HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE,
> SOFTWARE,
> Microsoft,
>Internet Explorer,
> Search .
Search yazan yere bastiktan sonra, cikan sag tarafta
4.-SearchAssistant in üzerine iki sefer tiklayin
Zeichenfolge bearbeiten yazan yere > Wert kismina Microsoftu silip yerine
http://google.de/ie
Yahoo istiyorsaniz : http://de.docs.yahoo.com/search/ie5.html
Yazdiktan sonra
> ENTER e basin bukadar.
Internet Explorer i actiktan sonra suchen yerine bas, Aradigin kelimeyi yazdir.
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Konu: Hordbird 13°1-Ewtn, Mta Internat1onal
10723 H 29900 3/4
2- Infosport, Eureka, Ser1e Club, Fun Tv, Teletoon, Festival, M6 Mus1c, Club Teleac
10796 V 27500 3/4
3- Ca, lc1, France5, France2, Eurosport, Tv5, France3, Par1s Prem1ere, Arte, I Tele
10834 V 27500 3/4
4-Equ1d1a Alp, Rtm, Star Academ1, Equ1d1a, Espn Class1c Sp, C1no Info, Bbc Prime,Tv Bre1zh, La Cha1ne Parle
10873 V 27500 3/4
5- Canal+ ( Sabah ve Ak_am Çizgi Flim)
10892 H 27500 3/4
6- Mediatel, Tele Lumier, Maharishi, Vectone Urd, Vectone Ban, Sun Tv, Surya Tv, Vectone Tam, Vectone Hin
10949 V 27500 3/4
7-Trt Internat1onal
10957 H 4340 3/4
8-Sky Prima (Test)
10992 V 27500 3/4
9-Cctv 9, Kto,God Tv, Boomerang, Beur Tv, Tele Melody, Khalifa Tv, Rtr Planet, S1c Tfj, Berbere Tv
11034 V 27500 3/4
10-Vox Ch, Rtl 2 Austr1a, Nbc, Zdf, Rtl Television, Rtl A,
11054 H 27500 3/4
11- Arte French
11060 V 6510 5/6
12-Kurdsat, Spice Pletinum, Cnl, Sailing Channel
11096 H 27500 3/4
13- Bbc Prime
11131 V 5632 3/4
14- Tv5 Fbs, Tv5 Europe, No Zap (Free X-Tv), Motors Tv , Kurdistan Tv, Tbne, Videolina, Telegenova, Rtb
11137 H 27500 3/4
15-Dw
11143 V 5500 3/4
16- G1oco Calc1o, Tct world, Napoli Nova, Arirang
11178 H 27500 3/4
17- El1te Shopp1ng, Sailing Channel, Neollo Sat, Deejay Tv, Süperpippa, Odeon Sat, Pro Sat, P1emonte Sat, Roma Sat, Al Hayat, Daystar Tv, Card Man1a Tv
11200 V 27500 5/6
18- Game One, Vh1, Mtv f
11242 V 27500 3/4
19-Tv 5
11338 V 5632 3/4
20- Mux a test
11388 H 27000 3/4
21-Tvn, Tvn Sipedem, Mango24, P1lot Tv, Tvn Meteo
11408 V 27500 3/4
22-Polsat1, Polsat2
11412 H 6200 3/4
23-Tv Polonia, Tele5, Polonia1, Itv, Test 5110 Centrum
11513 H 27500 3/4
24- Test Bal1k
11262 H 27500 3/4
25-Dw, Tv Nrw, Ard Das Erste, Rtl2 Ch, Super Rtl, Viva Polska
11604 H 27500 5/6
26-Tv Romania, Chai Tv, Live Show, 102.5 H1t Ch, 123 Sat/69xtv, sansüry Sat, Ultra Blue
11623 V 27500 5/6
27-Blomberg Europe, Tell Sell Homesh, Miracle Tv
11642 H 27500 5/6
28-Multivision1, Multivision2, Multivision3, Multivision4, Multivision5, Multivision6, Multivision7, Multivision Promo
11662 V 27500 3/4
29-Ab 1, Ab Moteurs, Z1k/xxl, An1maux, Chasse Peche, Escales, F1t/Cha1ne, Rfm Tv, Encylopedia, Toute Historie, Mus1que Class1ce, Action, Rfm Tv, Mangas, Rtl9
11681 H 27500 3/4
30-Edtv1, Edtv Sport, Edtv Bus1ness, Edtv Drama, Jaya Tv, Pmc
11746 H 27500 3/4
31-Rai1, Rai2, Rai3, Raimed, Canale Lavaro, Ra1 Edu lab, Ra1mosa1co, Senato Ital1ano
11766 V 27500 3/4
32-Tve Internat1onal, Canal24 Horas, Tve Inter As1a
11785 H 27500 3/4
33-Ra1 News, Camera Deputat1, Telepace, Ra1sportsat, Ra1nettunosat2, Ra1 Edu 2, Rainettunosat1
11804 V 27500 3/4
34-Ital1a1, Canala5, Retequattro
11919 V 27500 2/3
35- Ort-1, Nbc, Dan Trt, Dan C1nema, Dan ss Mus1c, Dan Ctv, Dan Jaya
11938 H 27500 3/4
36-TeleSierra, 0taliasat (Rct), Sat1cfaction, Don't Panic, sansür Tv, C.Milagro, sansür W1ev Plus, sansür Wiev, sansür Gay Tv, Asb,
Maharaj1
12092 H 27500 3/4
37- Hb Channel, Uno Sat-H, Arm 1, Made In Italy, Ceramicanda, Al Jazeera, Comingsoon Tv, Mediterrane, Gay Tv
12111 V 27500 3/4
8-Tv7 Tunis, Khaber Tv, Duna Tv, Prime Tv, Tv Pika, Tizianasat, Chat Game Tv
12149 V 27500 3/4
39-Cctv4, Promo, Atoesh
12169 H 27500 3/4
40-Balkan1a Tv, Extra, Trial, Mktv, Ote Promo, Rts Sat, Tv Mag1c, Ert Sat, 06 Tv, H1gh Tv
12188 V 27500 3/4
41-Pro Tv 0nti
12198 V 12130 7/8
42- Kral1a Tv, Ch-3 Arab1c, Bk tv
12211 V 6161 3/4
43-Dctv Turkish
12236 V 27500 3/4
44-Cf1 Peco Pro, Mcm Europe, Fashion Tv, sansüry Sat,Mezzo, Gourment, Adjara Tv
12245 H 27500 3/4
45-Tv P1reas, Kr1t1 Tv, Polis Tv, 902, Ert Sat, Ort Promo
12284 H 27500 3/4
46-Slo1, Slo2, Napoli 0nt, Magic, Countdown, Ital1an Mus1c, Pleasure Tv, Osai Tv, Blu Line, Dance Tv
12303 V 27500 3/4
47- Tele5, Tv Puls, Polsat, Tv4, Polsat2, D1scovery, An1mal Planet, Axn, Cnn Int, Playboy, Fox K1ds, Test2
12322 H 27500 3/4
48- Cartoon Network, Europa Euro, Club, Tvp1, Tvp2, Info/Teleun, Polsat Sport, Rel1ty Tv, Travel, Sc1ence, Civilisation
12360 H 27500 3/4
49-Syr1a Satel, Sat7, Abu Dhabi tv,Eu1d1a Pro, Equ1d1a Pro1,Rtv Montenegro, Jordan tv, Asb
12380 V 27500 3/4
50-Sf1, Sf2,Sf1, Tsr1, Tsr2, Ts11, Ts12 Srg Ssr Sat Acc
12399 H 27500 3/4
51-Ir1b1, Ir1b2, Ir1nn, Sahar1, Sahar2, Al Alam, As1anet
12437 H 27500 3/4
52-Ebs Europe, Metv, Liberty Tv, 2M Marocco
12476 H 27500 3/4
53-Channel 1 Enc
12484 H 8300 3/4
54-Hrt1,Hrt2, Hrt3, Set, Sardegna Itv, Jaam E Jam, Tapesh, Pugl1a Channel, Ipn
12520 V 27500 3/4
55-Mediolanum, Nile Tv int, Nile News, Bulgar1a Tv
12540 H 27500 3/4
56- Esp News 0nt'i, Esp 0nt'i, 24 Ore Tv, Q Channel, Tele Padre
12558 V 27500 3/4
57- F men, God
12265 V 27500 3/4
58-Sharjah, Qatar, Saudi1, Kuwait, Libya, Sudan, Oman, Esc, Al Manar
12654 H 27500 3/4
59- Jstv1, Al Arabia, Ann, Cnn, Euronews, Bbc World
12597 V 27500 3/4
60- E-tv, 3 Abn, Tv Moda, Thai tv, Studio Europa,V1deo Italy, Telemarket, Game Network
12673 V 27500 3/4
61-Pass1ons, Onyx, Medya tv, Ab Sat Promo Ab4, C1ne Box, C1ne Polar, C1ne Fx, C1ne Com1c
12692 V 27500 3/4
Berbere Tv
11034 V 27500 3/4
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Konu: Astra 191- Mtv F, Mtv H1ts, Mtv Central Mtv Base, Vh 1 Class1c, Mtv 2, Mtv H1ts., Mtv Base., Vh 1. Mtv 2.
11739 V 27500 5/6
2- Travel, Cnn 0nt, Cartoon Network, Tcm
11778 V 27500 3/4
3- Seasons, C.C1nema Emot1o, C.C1nema Fr1sso, Euronews, J1mmy, Mezzo, La Cha1ne Meteo, Sport+, 0 Tele
11817 V 27500 3/4
4- Test-R, Bayerisches Fs, Wdr, Arte, Sr Fernsehen, Das Erste, Hessen Fednsehen, Br Alpha, Südwest, Phoneix
11837 H 27500 3/4
5- Canal+, Canal+Blue, Canal+Jaune, Canal+16/9, C1ne C1nema Prem1ere, D1sney Channel, Canal+Vert, Pmu+Sur Canal
11856 V 27500 3/4
6- Mcm, Match tv, Kto C1ne 1nfo, T1j1, Gourment Tv, C.C1nema Auteur, Nat. Geograph1c
11895 V 27500 3/4
7- Cu1s1ne.Tv, Sante Vie, Canal J, Lc1, Voyage, Par1s Prem1ere, Planete, Eurosport, Tmc
11934 V 27500 3/4
8- Zdf, Zdf 0nfokanal, Zdf Dokukanal, Zdf Theaterkanal 3 Sat, Kika, Euronews, Cnbc
11954 H 27500 3/4
9- K1osque 1 (Test), K1osque (Test)
12012 V 27500 3/4
10- Pro Sieben, Kabel 1, Sat.1 A
12051 V 27500 3/4
11- Orb Fernsehen, Mdr Fernsehen, Eins Muxx, Eins Festival, Eins Extra, Rbb Branden, Rbb Berlin, Sudwest Rp, Ndr Fernsehen
12109 H 27500 3/4
12- Tv Berlin, Tv Travel, Sat 1, God Channel Bd4 (Test)Ontv Region, Franken Sat ( Tv Touring)
12148 H 27500 3/4
13- Mpeg2 Hd
12168 V 27500 3/4
14- Süper Rtl, Rtl Television, Rtl 2, Vox, Rtl Shop
12188 H 27500 3/4
15- France5, Tv Bre1zh, Bloomberg, Lcp, Planete Thalassa
12207 V 27500 3/4
16- Btv , Mtv2 Pop Ch, Tv 6
12226 H 27500 3/4
17- Fashion C1ne Box Bbc World
12285 V 27500 3/4
18- Masoique, Mosa2, Mosa3, Csat Intera, Ca Tv, Canal Club, Mosa 4
12324 V 27500 3/4
19- Rtl 4, Rtl5
12344 H 27500 3/4
20- Dt1 (Ca tv)
12363 V 27500 3/4
21- Demain, Comedie, 13 Emerue, Fox K1ds, Leq1u1pe Tv, Planete Future, C C1ne Class1c, Game One, C C1ne Succes
12402 V 27500 3/4
22- Prosieben, Kabel 1, Neun Live, Dsf, Home Shopping, Sat.1, N 24,Tele 5, Sonnenklar
12480 V 27500 3/4
24- Viva Plus, Champer Tv, Astra Mosa1c, Rtl Teleletzeb, Qvc Germany, Bloomberg Tv
12552 V 22000 5/6
25- Bvn Net 5, Sbs 6, Yorin, Tmf, V8/Fox Kids
12574 H 22000 5/6
26- Tv5 Europe, Rtbf Sat, Liberty Tv, Motors, Cnbc Europe
12610 V 22200 5/6
27- Bahn Tv, K-Tv, Xxp, Rheinmain
12632 V 22000 5/6
28- C1ne Polar, C1ne fx, C1ne Com1c, D1sney Channel, Playhouse, Toon D1sney
12640 V 22000 5/6
29- Free-Xtv (No Zap)
12663 H 22000 5/6
30- Tv Niep II, Otto Shopping, N-Tv, Viva
12670 V 22000 5/6
31- Orf 1, Orf 2 Tw 1, Atv+
12692 H 22000 5/6
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Konu: Türksat 42°Türksat 1C
BRT 1
Bayrak TV Int Türksat 1C 42 E 10968 V 4557 5/6 FTA west
Cine 5 Türksat 1C 42 E 11006 V Analog _ifreli west
Gala / TV Avrupa
Viva
Supersport Türksat 1C 42 E 11025 V 6510 5/6 FTA west
Cine 5 Türksat 1C 42 E 11025 V 6510 5/6 _ifreli west
Kanal D Türksat 1C 42 E 11026 H Analog FTA East
Galaxy
Fenerbahçe TV Türksat 1C 42 E 11040 H 3900 5/6 FTA East
Show TV Türksat 1C 42 E 11048 V Analog FTA west
TRT 2 Türksat 1C 42 E 11085 H Analog FTA East
TRT 1
TRT 2
TRT Int
TRT 3
TRT 4 Türksat 1C 42 E 11096 V 27500 3/4 FTA west
Samanyolu TV Türksat 1C 42 E 11122 H Analog FTA East
Flash TV Türksat 1C 42 E 11129 V 4268 3/4 FTA west
Kanal 7 Türksat 1C 42 E 11135 V 4444 5/6 FTA west
Kanal 7 int Türksat 1C 42 E 11141 V 4300 3/4 FTA west
Ulusal 1 Türksat 1C 42 E 11148 V 2155 5/6 FTA west
Samanyolu TV Türksat 1C 42 E 11154 V 4557 3/4 FTA west
Kanal A Türksat 1C 42 E 11159 V 3150 5/6 FTA west
TRT 1 Türksat 1C 42 E 11175 H Analog FTA East
TRT 3/Gap Türksat 1C 42 E 11467 H Analog FTA East
TRT 4 Türksat 1C 42 E 11497 H Analog FTA East
TRT Türk Türksat 1C 42 E 11553 H Analog FTA East
Kanal D Fun Türksat 1C 42 E 11569 V Analog FTA west
Kanal D Fun
Dream
CNN Türk Türksat 1C 42 E 11584 V 8800 5/6 FTA west
Eurasiasat 1
Eurasiasat promo Eurasiasat 1 42 E 11734 H 3291 3/4 FTA East
ART : Avrasya TV Eurasiasat 1 42 E 11819 H 3000 7/8 FTA East
TV 8 Avrupa Eurasiasat 1 42 E 11830 V 6666 3/4 FTA west
TV 5 test card Eurasiasat 1 42 E 11846 V 3750 5/6 FTA East
Tatl1ses TV Eurasiasat 1 42 E 11858 V 2400 7/8 FTA west
EXPO 11887 V 3333 7/8
Meltem TV Eurasiasat 1 42 E 11874 V 3400 7/8 FTA west
Mesaj TV Eurasiasat 1 42 E 11878 V 2600 7/8 FTA west
TGRT Eurasiasat 1 42 E 11882 V 3400 7/8 FTA west
Kanal D Eurasiasat 1 42 E 11927 H 6666 3/4 FTA East
Eurasiasat promo Eurasiasat 1 42 E 11954 V Analog FTA west
ATV Türkiye Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12002 H 4800 5/6 FTA East
Marmara TV Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12006 H 2400 5/6 FTA East
10 TV Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12008 H 2200 5/6 FTA East
STV test
Kanal 7 test
Eurasiasat promo Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12133 V 11719 5/6 FTA west
ATV Türkiye Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12527 H 4800 5/6 FTA S1
ATV Avrupa Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12633 V 4800 5/6 FTA S1
Yeni TV Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12638 V 2200 5/6 FTA S1
Kral
Star
Dizi TV
Nev
Joy
HaberTürk
Sineklasik
Ye_ilçam
Metro +
Kanal 6 Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12684 H 2400 5/6 FTA S1
Nur TV Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12693 H 2285 7/8 FTA S1
Ege TV Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12698 H 2400 7/8 FTA S1
Ulusal Kanal Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12702 H 2285 7/8 FTA S1
Ey TV Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12706 H 2400 3/4 FTA S1
NTV Int Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12715 V 2965 3/4 FTA S1
Olay TV Eurasiasat 1 42 E 12719 V 2950 7/8 FTA S1
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Konu: Ilk bendenBenim sevdigim sanatci Yildiz tilbe sesine ve sarkilarina hasta oluyorum